From: ISN
(isn_editor_3@hotmail.com) Date: Tuesday, January 26, 1999 10:24
PM
THIS IS
INTERSTELLAR NEWS FOR JAN 26, 2499
FINAL ISSUE
Well, I am alone now. Editor #2 accidently flew into
a black hole and has not been seen since. His final words were, "Forget me! Save
my drones! SAVE MY BABIES!" I will miss him.
Lately, mail to ISN mainly
consists of threats from Warriors. Something about me calling them cheaters.
After receiving dozens of messages and a virus, I have decided to end ISN now. I
love my computer and it is not worth losing.
It has been real (sort of),
its been fun, but not real fun, if you know what I mean. The Space Merchant
Cable News Network conference has become Petty Rivalries 2 and it is obvious
that ISN is reaching a limited audience (the average IQ on the web board is now
somewhere between that of Jello pudding and a brick).